I'm turning into Fiona

Alyssa and Joe were talking about putting in the new kitchen sink faucet and how they hoped it would be the right size and fix our water pressure problem... I tried to cross my fingers for good luck.. only to realize I can no longer do it! My fingers seem to have grown overnight and I now need my other hand to help cross my fingers... and then I looked down at my feet and my toes look shorter and stubby! Ahhh, Fiona, I am turning into you! Does that mean I will turn green too?